Monday with 19,921 notes / reblog
Sunday with 355,750 notes / reblog
Sunday with 73,275 notes / reblog

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via ant0rm)

Sunday with 53,473 notes / reblog
Sunday with 3,571 notes / reblog
Sunday with 61,214 notes / reblog

urgentcum:

types of friends:

  • the hot one
  • the skinny one
  • the skinny hot one
  • the obligation
  • the hater
  • the past
  • the one you actually like

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i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon, via ant0rm)

Saturday with 108,919 notes / reblog

hi boys who follow me how do i get boys to love me

(Source: milesgayme, via shouldnt)

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

(Source: netlfix, via astound)

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: acestiless, via unsounded)

Friday with 548,044 notes / reblog
tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via its-sio)