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jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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refreshes:

"can i see your phone?"

"ya one sec"

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halleychandra:

i hope that theres left over cake at my wedding

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fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

(via shouldnt)

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boys-and-suicide:

Every night
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sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

(Source: novator, via ruinedchildhood)